Wednesday, April 30, 2003

Sucky........that's the word to describe my exams..................
There should be some name for freaking out before exams.............exam anxiety syndrome...............or "Si Liao Lah" attacks where the victim screams "si liao lah~!" uncontrollably...............
my first paper is 1 day away~!!!!!! si liao lah............
think i'm going to start freaking out soon...........this is bad.................cant afford to flunk or re-take any paper this sem............else die ugly ugly...........so mus study study study...............and work work work...........so i can party party party and sleep sleep sleep better during the hols................

let's see.......here's my wish list of upgrades for my car:
Phase 1
1. Bilstein suspension

Interim Phase:
To be added during servicing:
1. Mintex Brake pads
2. Denso Iridium Sparks
3. Steel Braided Brake Lines

Phase 2
1. OZRacing or Enkei Wheels

Phase 3
1. Mugen Strut Bars Front and Rear
2. Sway Bars Front and Rear

Ok..........this is bad............now i can't concentrate on my books~!!!!! si liao lah~!!!!!

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Ok, i was giving my sis a lift to the gym when she asked me this question,"Why do people like to smell and continue smelling weird odours?"
I didn't know the answer to that, but i will agree with that people DO like to sniff at weird odours AND continue to smell them.
I remember when I was a kid, I liked to take a deep breath of exhaust fumes coming from a bus pulling away from the busstop.........
Maybe that explains all the ideas i get..........hmmm............i should take in more of those fumes..............

Saturday, April 26, 2003

ok so i came up with this theory some days back while on the way to the post office...........so here goes......

the sars virus is actually a genetically engineered strain of the corona virus created by either the iraqis or osama..........and was released at the same time as the iraq war.....
this probably the unconventional warfare that iraq had claimed...............but how does it spread? simple, mosquitoes~!

i mean what better way to spread a virus and make sure it continues spreading endlessly and undetected than by using mosquitoes~!

alrite......back to studying..............

ok so how now? dunno leh............dun feel like studying liao................so how leh?
argh~!!!!!

ok.........there was this brand of home appliances some time back........it was called national..........a jap brand.........so i was thinking.........but they sold appliances in many places other than japan..........so why did they call themselves national? shouldn't they call themselves international?

anywayz........they changed their name to panasonic after dat..........

argh~~~~ my brain is dead..............

Friday, April 25, 2003

si liao lah............i can't concentrate~!!!! exams in 1 week's time and i cant concentrate~!!!!
im stuck~!!!!! if the open loop gain is used to calculate the output voltage even when there is a feedback loop, then what in the world is closed loop gain used for?!

actually, in unity gain buffer Ao is still used cos there are no extra resistors connected in the feedback loop. but when there are extra resistors added to the feedback loop, then the effective gain is the closed loop gain..............i think.............

hmmmmmmm........cool.....i can finally type without looking at the keyboard.............alrite~! so studying does weird things to u....................but typing without looking at the keyboard does help me pass the exams~!!!!!!!!

die lah....................

Thursday, April 24, 2003

This is something that's been bugging me since i dunno when............it's a kinda pointless question.........but i think it is something that nobody can prove............


"What if the world were colourless?"

I mean think about it...............air is colourless.............but we cant see air............you cant say black or white or grey.........cos those are colours too in a way..........they reflect certain lightwaves and absorb some to produce the colour........so if the world were colourless, what would we see? we wouldn't be able to see objects.......also colour is relative to the surrounding objects............



example, if let's say u look at a white canvas..............u are looking at air which is colourless rite? so if let's say the canvas and evrything else is colourless too........so what can u see?



i still cant find an answer to this question..............the nearest answer i can get to is we'll only see silhouettes..........just outlines of objects.........but even that doesnt really seem to click cos you need a coloured background to see a silhouette..........but there's no colour in the background!


This is something that's been bugging me since i dunno when............it's a kinda pointless question.........but i think it is something that nobody can prove............


"What if the world were colourless?"

I mean think about it...............air is colourless.............but we cant see air............you cant say black or white or grey.........cos those are colours too in a way..........they reflect certain lightwaves and absorb some to produce the colour........so if the world were colourless, what would we see? we wouldn't be able to see objects.......also colour is relative to the surrounding objects............

example, if let's say u look at a white canvas..............u are looking at air which is colourless rite? so if let's say the canvas and evrything else is colourless too........so what can u see?

i still find an answer to this question..............the nearest answer i can get to is we'll only see silhouettes..........just outlines of objects.........but even that doesnt really seem to click cos you need a coloured background to see a silhouette..........but there's no colour in the background!


Damn..........i forgot what i wanted to type..............see what studying does to your brain...........it kills................

Ok........after much trial and error.........i managed to shift the title to the left..........and add some stuff to the left of this page.........yea......it's not much......but hey, i got no knowledge of html or java............so it's a bit slow...........but.......give a little time and i might do some more changes to the layout of this blog..........until then.........see how lah............

Monday, April 21, 2003

ok..........i just have to rant about this............FEAR FACTOR is a cheesy show.........so is lightyears............and the miss singapore universe pageant............

wanna know what they all have in common? they all have a cheesy cast, with cheesy storylines or rather bustlines in the latter............
I mean, fear factor has really cheesy contestants........it's a game of dare.........just go there and do the freakin stunt~! there's no need to play on other people's fears or blah blah blah..............and may i add, DURIAN IS NOT A DISGUSTING FRUIT~!!!! it is a delicacy...........how in the world can they use durian in one of the eating stunts is what i wanna know............

lightyears sucks bcos of the characters squeaky voices............my god...........and get this...........it's a show about polytechnic life shot in a university campus....ahdoh~!
another major flop for sure..............now i'm wondering, what is so interesting about polytechnic life that mediacorp can make 2 serials about poly life so far.........there aren't any serials about JC life nor uni life.............so wat's the thing about poly life? hey, if squeaky voices and relationship probs make for good tv then i think just about anywhere will make for a good location for a serial..............except for maybe the old folks home...................

miss singapore universe sucks why? bcos i'm hoping it is not the true representation of s'pore women............not the word here is HOPING.............IF the beautiful women in singapore are really the same calibre (mentally) as they are............think i'll go take a vow of celibacy if that's the case..................my god..........and the new miss singapore universe has a 'fierce' face.................her looks will definitely cause a fight in a kopitiam..............not bcos they people are fighting over her............she has the "kiam par" look....................basically..........bitch face............sigh.............what were the judges thinking.................

Here's another kai-ism:

"If it's meant to be yours, it will be yours........

I actually got this from a friend quite sometime back and it popped up again when my sis told me a fortune-teller predicted that my brother-in-law would make a big fortune in dunno when. This friend of mine explains many things this way.Things such as winning the lottery and such. Basically, it just says that if things are meant to go your way, they will go your way. There are some things in life you just cannot control. So there is no point in fretting and calculating and obsessing about them. I personally do not adhere to any religion nor teaching. I believe in fate and that brings me to another kai-ism:



"All things happen for a reason. Sometimes starting off logically, but always ending up unexplanable. And they still happen and will happen again."

A friend once decided to follow a certain religion because he felt there was a greater being out there that causes things to happen spontaneously. I agree with that, but I do not agree with the greater being explanation. To me, all things happen for a reason. Take for example, why I'm pausing now and why I'm deciding to type out what exactly I'm thinking. The reason behind this? Because I'm trying to think about how to explain this. Note the word TRYING. cos it's very difficult to think and watch tv at the same time. Nvm, forget the example. Anyhow, even the smallest and most un-important event happens for a reason. But at the end of it all, it all boils down to events happening randomly and spontaneously. And these things you cannot predict, explain nor you do that thing you do...........huh? whatever.



"What goes around, comes around............and smacks you in the face."

This is almost similar with the chinese saying, "Er you er bao, shan you shan bao". Meaning, do good and recieve good, blah blah. But I would change it to, "Er you er bao, shan you whatever bao u can think of". Meaning, the earlier saying is really useless. Seriously, how many times has a person done good but recieved bad in return. Hey it's reality. So for those who are still in lala land, pls go smack yourself in the face. But the gist of the kai-ism is that, there is a consequence to everything you do. A really simple example would be holding your bladder for too long. You get wet underwear.



Saturday, April 19, 2003

ok...........im back from my birthday getaway at sunny safra chalet...............
it was good.............mahjong day and nite..............so now it's back to reality..............and the exams are round the corner..............
*sigh*
yea.......this is a reality check blog..............think i'll go pinch myself again...............

Wednesday, April 16, 2003

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2. How to control your actions while drunk (i.e. not pee all over the toilet cubicle and the people in the toilet and make "wheeee~!" noise)

3. How to drink your alcohol and puke at the same time.....THROUGH THE SAME STRAW.

4. How to not do stupid things when you are not yet drunk (i.e. tell your friend, "Let's get drunk~!" when seeing another already dead drunk)

5. How to not smack the people who are trying to help you get home.

6. How to not sleep on every single road surface on the way home (i.e. on the pavement, on the bench, an oily patch on the road)


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2 days and I'll be 22years old............
god i feel old............time flies really fast.............can't believe it's a year since my last birthday.........which incidentally i spent mostly drunk..........
and so did many of the other people at my birthday................hmm.........guess it can be considered quite a success...............



let's see how many other birthdays i will most probably have left................1.....2.....3......10......20.......ok.........give it until 50 more years or so.................
here's another kai-ism about birthdays:



"You will always only live until your next birthday.........so celebrate it well.........cos it might just be your last............



not trying to sound pessimistic here.........but you never know when you will go........when it's time to go, it's time to go.............so celebrate your birthday well......besides you are only 22yrs old once in your life.......or 25 or 50 or whatever...........so do the stuff that you love to do and make sure your friends have fun also.....cos they are your friends...............



did i jus type that.................die..........think im turning senile..............at the nice young age of 21yrs and 363 days...............hmmmm.........actually think it's more of the worrying abt exams.........WHY IS LIFE SOOOOO UNFAIR~~!!!!!! i wont be able to celebrate my birthday in peace for the next 3 years~!!!!! and by the end of the 3 years, i'll be too old to handle alcohol effectively.............and i'll become a crazy alcoholic every birthday..........hmmm.........sounds fun..........YEA BABY~~~!!!!!



NOTE: The above mentioned party method is conducted and supervised by trained professionals. It is very dangerous and should not be attempted by people without prior training. Kids please don't try this at home.



Monday, April 14, 2003

Here's another kai-ism:

"We live to eat and eat to live........."

Think this is something that is widely accepted by alot of people out there.........but i believe the first half of the saying is better enjoyed by the majority.........
This leads me to another kai-ism:

"There is no greater love than the love for food. Neither is there a greater pleasure than the pleasure of eating. Simply because to eat is a luxury."


Some religious fanatics might flame me for the first part. But I'll say one thing, you guyz are too extreme. That's why you are called fanatics. HA~! I'll bet you fanatics whichever god you are worshipping would probably have felt better with a full stomach than an empty one when they were mortals. Even you can't live without food. Nobody can. You can love food, you can derive happiness from eating. Don't get me started on the sex part, cos I'll tell you it can be done........go watch "American Pie" and you'll get what i mean...........



The second part, is VERY true..........think of the tastes from the food stimulating your senses........think of the feeling of a full stomach after a meal..........think of the lazy feeling you have after eating.............what can i say..........it's better than anything in the world...............may i add, you are getting sleepy, you are growing sleepier...........your eyelids are getting heavier......you are now under my control.............damn....i'm missing the swirly swirly thingy............never mind, you are not getting sleepier, your eyelids are extremely light and you are not under my control, forget the last few sentences. That's just another part of my plan for world domination.................*evil laff* (In case you haven't noticed, you already forgot the last few sentences and dismissed them entirely. So you ARE under my control. *evil laff*)



That leads to the last part, to eat is a luxury. To love is a luxury, pleasure is a luxury. Therefore, to eat is a luxury. Although food is a necessity, TO EAT is a luxury........some people can't eat although they got food cos they need to sell the food to make money..........that leads to another kai-ism for another time......I'm hungry.........."If love is blind, I'll find my way with food......" THAT was not a kai-ism........it doesn't make sense..........actually as do all my other stuff........but it still doesn't qualify............maybe another day it might........it's starting to make sense.......hmmmmm............i'm hungry...........

Wednesday, April 09, 2003

hmmm................maybe i'll make pimple condoms..........so that when they burst, the pus wont be flying every where..............

heheheheee...............works better than a cold shower for that woody huh? hahahahahaaa...................

pimples........my lifelong companions..........hate them.............

i've had all types of them.........small ones, tiny ones, big ones, huge ones, composite ones, cone shaped ones, dome shaped ones, cone shaped ones with a green cherry on top, pimples the size of US on the world map...........etc etc.......name one, i've had it...........it's turned into a been there, done that sorta thing..........

yea.......i can just see it now..............50 years down the road, I'll be a pimple tycoon..........making a living out of growing pimples and harvesting them for the sake of scientific purposes...............hmmmm............that would make me more of a test subject for scientists than a tycoon..............
my experience with pimples, it shows..............on my face.......

my face, it's a war zone.........something that saddam would probably be imagining as the scene after his mother of all battles............

pimples, they just sprout..........like mushrooms...........hmmmmm..........i like mushrooms.........mushrooms are nice...........not on my face though..........
if only i could take a syringe and suck out all the pus in the pimples.........if only they had a use for the pus........maybe cultivate the bacteria in it and use the toxins produced for botox injections................then i'll be a millionaire face.............

yea.........it's disgusting..........but when you've had as many pimples as i've had, you kinda go loco........cuckoo.........
hmmm........never had a cuckoo shaped pimple......yea, that's a consolation..............life is good.............

Tuesday, April 08, 2003

Ok, so my birthday's coming up.............and...........i can't think of anything good about it..........

OH NO~~~ I'M TURNING INTO A JADED OLD MAN~!!!!!
hmmm............this is not good.............am i really turning into a grouchy old bugger who cannot find any good in things except making money?
errr..........think that's a grouchy old singaporean.................

OH NO~!! BUT I AM A SINGAPOREAN!
ARGH~~~~~~

ok.........think i should stop doing my programming homework..............it's driving me nutz..................

I gotta say this.......else my head's gonna blow..........

I HATE PROGRAMMING~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phew~~

finally got it out....................

Monday, April 07, 2003

Another kai-ism:

"If it's time to go, it's time to go..............I mean die you idiot..........not pee"

It's actually quite the same as "If ya gotta go, ya gotta go." If you need to pee, ya REALLY gotta pee............so when it's time to die, you will die............it's better to let go than suffer from a burst bladder............die i mean.............
I agree it might sound like an irresponsible way to put things, but hey, wake up and smell the roses............you can't control how long you live...........we cannot tell when we will die from piss leaking into our blood stream through a hole in our bladders...........or die from SARS (which incidentally i strongly believe Osama created the virus)........
as a good friend of mine puts it, "No point lah...."

the only responsible thing you can do is live your life happily and make sure all those around you have happy memories to remember you with..................that way, they will in turn do the same for their friends..............

God, I'm sooooo bored............exams are coming, and I still feel like playing mahjong..............I think mahjong is a great game.............it's the BEST game.........EVER...............at least until I find another game............hmmmmm.............think i'll take back the EVER...........it's the BEST game...............for now.........

yea.....that's it........it's the BEST game for now..........*evil laff*...........

naaahhhhhhh..............it's the BEST game.......EVER.............
no, i dunno where the evil laff came from..........and mahjong is the BEST game..........EVER...........

i think............

for now..........i think...........izit possible to say, "mahjong is the BEST game EVER for now"
think that sounds better..........yea ~~~

Wednesday, April 02, 2003

ok..........some more kai-isms:
Got this one during my Discrete Maths lessons...........It applies to the natural male human reaction to a beautiful woman..........no.......it's not what you think, perv.........
"If A sees, B sees. If B sees, C sees. Therefore, if A sees, C sees."
It works both ways too........and can be applied to many other kai-isms.

This next one is a general observation and happens quite often.............
"Beautiful women will flock together..........ALWAYS............."
I'm not sure of the reason for this............think it's the same herd instinct that pulls guys together...............

A combination of the previous two kai-isms:
"If there is a beautiful woman, A, there will be a beautiful woman, B. If there is a beautiful woman, B, ...........you get the idea."
This explains the earlier kai-ism more simply.

"Having a lot of guy friends does not make a girl a tomboy. It only makes her a very deluded and horny girl."

I got this while reading an article on the new miss singapore universe............in fact it's something i see a lot in all this sorta articles.............
I gotta make this clear..........even though probably no one is reading this,
"A girl with a lot of guy frens does not mean she is a tomboy. She is just a very deluded and insecure girl who needs to surround herself with alot of guys to assure herself that she is attractive and have power over men."
No, I don't have something against beautiful women or women in general. I just feel that such people are really sad cases........



ok....stop here...........need to sleep


This here is the link to my sis' blog.............littlesweetbeanbun........of all names...........sheesh~
My sis' BLOG

Think I'm gonna start a "ism" of my own.......as in "Taoism", "Buddhism"...........like Richard Fish from ally mcbeal............
I shall call it, "Kai-ism"!


Here's the first rule of "Kai-ism":

How to wash your car - "Only wash and polish the front and back."

Why? Cos the front is the only thing they'll see on their rear view mirror when you come charging up from behind. And your rear is the only thing they will see as they eat your dust..............What about the side? Cos you'll be too fast when overtaking them.