ok.....ive got a new theory abt men and women..........actually it's more about men and women's sizes.........

dunno if ive posted this up before..........but wat the heck.........

in our world........or at least in the world i live in...........there are many ways to describe largeness...........
for the men......there are so many adjectives.........well-built, masculine, big boned, etc etc.........
but for the women..........there's only one word........FAT..........

guyz, wat do your girls ask u when they try on something in front of the mirror?
they ask,"Do I look FAT?"
you see, they use the word more than we do........they think of themselves only 1 of 2 ways........FAT or not FAT..........but they never say they are thin~!!!! y? cos there never is a thin~!!!! they are always FAT and need to get not FAT..........

and what happens when u tell them they dun look FAT? most might just smile and SEEM to accept it...........but actually deep down inside they still think that they are FAT.........

here are some reasons why we guyz always keep telling our girls the same thing while they are in front of the mirror:
1. if we told them they are not FAT to make them feel better, then they really are FAT......
2. if we told them they are not FAT and it were true, they still wouldnt believe us cos they still think they are FAT...
3. if we told them they are not FAT without looking at them, then that means our eyes hurt looking at them.....
4. if we told them they are not FAT bcos our eyes hurt looking at them, means that we are looking for a way out of the downhill relationship..........
5. if we told them they are not FAT while we have our arms around them, means we got stuff that needs polishing.......
6. if we told them they are not FAT without looking at them means there's something more interesting on the telly......possibly BAYWATCH.........and BAYWATCH girls aren't FAT..........
7. if we told them they are not FAT while smiling, we are lying..........
8. if we told them they are not FAT after sex, then we are ready for a second round........OR maybe it's jus a simple,"Thanks girl, can I sleep now?"..............
9. if we told them they are not FAT with frowns on our faces means we are late for something.........
10. if we told them they are not FAT while looking in their eyes, we mean it...........NOT~!!!! we are still lying........

i think in this day and age, with the music of this day and age, we music lovers must learn how to appreciate retro music so that we can further appreciate the music of today and the future.........

ah shucks.........jus trying to sound smart...........not saying im not smart.........but not saying im smart also.........heck......i am smart.........i am helluva smart..........i am so smart i scare myself sometimes.........hehehehee...........enuff ego boosting......

back to the point..........i think retro music shld not be dissed..........at least not all of them shld be dissed.........most suck.....really suck...........but there are some really good old stuff that can still get your butt shaking and body moving......
songs like "Night Fever" by The Bee Gees, "You're My Heart, You're My Soul" by Modern Talking, "I Need Your Loving" by The Temptations and stuff from Culture Club..............i think most would agree with me that at least one of these songs still gets their toes tapping..............

and one more..........John Travolta still rules man.............sure his saturday night fever dance was kinda dumb.........but hey....it's the attitude and style he brings with him that is appealing.........

in the future only 3 names reign supreme: PAUL VAN DYK, DJ TIESTO and PAUL OAKENFOLD..........'nuff said

ok..........so wat's this thing about singaporeans and toyota corollas?
i dun get it...........there are millions of them on the road~!!!! and never mind there are so many.........they are all the same colour!!!!!!! why?!?!??!

it's crazy! at any one time i can see at least 2 similar coloured corollas on the road..........it's like we are swamped with corollas...........and never mind the colours are all the same..........why a corolla?!?! the styling sucks..........it looks like a friggin bumble bee for god's sake...........when i look at a corolla.........i cant seem to associate it with anything but a bumble bee..............it's too fat and round!!!! it's round~!!!!!! a volkswagen beetle looks the part..........a jaguar looks the part........but a corolla is a frigging bumble bee~!!!! and it's not even called toyota bumble bee......or toyota BB or toyota bee or toyota bumble or toyota beemble......or bumbee for that matter.............a round car~!!!!!
nvm the corolla..........the new honda city looks equally as bad...........it's friggin bee with a thin ass!!!!!
why are all the cars nowadays styled like friggin bumble bees?!?!?! it's stupid........it's crazy........it's ridiculous~!!!!

a good looking car would be the renault clio..........saw one today.........driven by quite a pretty lady......wonder if it would be impolite if i went up and said,"hey lady, nice hatch........."
hmmmm..............

i think flashdance is quite a good show.............watch it for both the skin and the story...........actually more for the skin on the show...............watching the girls in their dancing gear, dancing...........any guy would jus go "wow" *drip drip drip*.......

a lousy show to watch would be Torque...........it sucks..........totally..............TOTALLY.........ya gotta watch it to find out exactly how bad it sucks...........and if you do, you would be wasting your money..............

ladies and gents..........i am proud to announce that i have a new idol..............his name is SIMON COWELL~!!!!!