Thursday, March 04, 2004

there are many slimming studio ads on tv nowadays..........most promise to give women that perfect body..........recently ive noticed this particular ad that doesnt promise to give the ladies the perfect body............rather it promises to give a women a girl's body of 34-24-35..........nuthin wrong with the dimensions..........but the weird thing is how they chose to market their service..........

a girl's body?!?! at first look, the dimensions provided, 34-24-35, look pretty good...........but compare this to the previous 36-24-36, i cant help but wonder where the 2 inches off the top and 1 inch off the bottom went...........and why 2 inches off the top? i always thought the perfect female form to be slightly larger at the top than the bottom..........when has that changed? ohyah, i forgot, we men are from mars..........we are not in tuned with the changes made to the laws on planet venus........
but i thought it's our opinions that matter in the fist place?!?!?

and why a girl's body?!?! do the people on venus think we martians want to oogle at pre-pubescent or maybe teenage girl bodies? on a side note here, maybe the mars rover can find some martians up there and ask them......cos evidently we have lost touch with what we want now...........no doubt that there are some people who find the blooming age of girls to be attractive..........but they are jus a small minority~!!! and i don't think a girl's body is 34-24-35 in the first place......

think about it this way...........imagine a beautiful mature woman's face.....ful lips, smouldering eyes, long curling lashes, almond shaped face, *drool*............on a body that has a small top but wider bottom..........some asian cultures may endorse the new definitions..........but ill really start thinking twice about getting hot and heavy with a girl of such proportions.............it jus looks weird~!!! for me it used to be fear of skinny women with big heads cos their bodies looked like they would fall apart if you touched their heads..........and now with the bottom heavy women.........you might just need a big roll of black tape by your bedside in case her waist breaks off..............black tape works wonders.........for that matter, the girl can go..........men can jus shag the roll of black tape..............

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