today, im gonna gripe more abt women..........women drivers in particular.............
what do i have to say abt them..........well..........not much............jus that they are a hopeless screwed up bunch and should not be allowed on the roads for the safety of other drivers..........they are a danger to themselves, other drivers male or female.............basically, they suck.................they suck ALOT..............

my encounters with them number in the millions...........and today, cos ive had one too many shock from them, ive decided to bring up some incidents.......and SLAM them...........who's not happy? dun read lah, my blog leh.............

first off..........dunno if i have mentioned this before, the encoutner wif the carebear honda fit female driver...........one would think that a carebear owner would probably exercise more consideration for others.........i was following a few car lengths behind this honda fit that had tiny carebears decorating the rear windscreen..........and we were slowing down to exit the PIE.............we were braking lightly also.........and our dear carebear freakazoid decided to brake HARD........for what reason, i dunno.........maybe cos ants were crossing the road or she suddenly had stomach cramps..........i think it was bcos she wanted to me let me get up close and personal with her carebears..........well........i would have really luved that, but there's one tiny little problem...........my car got jealous and tried to strangle me wif it's seat belt..............crazy carebear freak........

the next incident wasnt so traumatic...........but it was highly un-nerving.............i was following this new volkswagen beetle...........and the new beetle has a big rear windscreen.............and i could see into the cabin and what the driver was doing...........now this is the interesting part...........guess what the driver was doing..........she was talking on the phone...........looking at the rear view mirror...........not to check the traffic, but to adjust her hair...........and she was driving..........normally, this wouldnt be so un-nerving...........but there's something different here..........
1. she was holding the phone on one hand........
2. she was looking at the rear mirror and doing her hair........with the other hand......
3. she was driving.........with? no hands~!!!!! wtf!?!?!?!??!

then there was another incident..........this happened abt 2 nites ago..........happened to my fren actually.........
my fren had stopped in a carpark to drop off 2 others..........and after the 2 fellas got off the car, guess what happened.........a female driver decided to try and matchmake her little hyundai accent with my fren's car door........
she was reversing out of the parking lot and banged into my fren's passenger door...........
it's ridiculous~! there were 4 girls that car~!!! 4 pairs of eyes couldnt see there was a car stationary behind them~!!!!
and never mind that, what was she doing in the first place?!?!? was she even looking at the rear vie w mirror when she was reversing out?!?!? oh i know..........maybe they were too busy talking abt how much their husbands love them or UNsatisfy them enuf.............my god...........how blur can they be...........

really, women drivers are terrible..........sometimes i thank god the automatic transmission was invented..........if not things could be worse due to their indecisiveness..............picture this.........

a female driver approaches traffic light.........she is quite a distance away, then she thinks,

"should i down shift? maybe i shld stay in this gear........wat gear am i in?" *looks at gear knob* "i think im in 3rd gear. shld i downshift now? nah, no need lah............maybe i shld downshift? oh no, it looks like it's gonna rain, did i leave the windows open at home? shld i start to brake now? but i haven't downshifted..........shld i downshift? mayb i shld call a fren and ask.....who shld i call? dun wan to call dear dear leh, later he think i cannot drive.........shld i call xxx? i wonder how she is wif her new bf..........he's quite nice actually..........wonder if she'll wanna swap swap for fun..........oh no, my hair is messy.........." *looks at mirror and adjusts hair wif one hand* "ok, think ill just brake......"

and guess wat..........she does brake, but forgets to clutch in, and viola~!!!! ENGINE STALL~!!!!!!! and nvm that, she stops and STALLS 100m away from the traffic at the light..............so she restarts the car and tries to move off again.....but the car stalls AGAIN~!!!! go figure...................

ok.....so ive said abit more than "not much"..........who cares........it's my blog..........but to be fair to the ladies, i think there are some who make really good drivers..........just that ive not met any yet.............and not all are of the type ive mentioned above...........