The Couch Potato Revolution

First thing to get out of the way, don't ever try using mouthwash in the mornings and then have a glass of milk........rinse your mouth thoroughly before drinking anything mild like milk..........coffee and tea or water is ok........but do not, i repeat, do not drink milk after using mouthwash.......you'll realise what plastic tastes like......

and on to the maintain topic of today's post......The Great Couch Potato Revolution.

im proud to say that i am an avid supporter of the greatest revolution that has ever taken place in the history of mankind.....which revolution has ever matched one of this scale and this cause?

The Great Couch Potato Revolution is all about the wide spread and on going acceptance of the pple's acceptance of the greatest invention in history - the remote control.

i strongly believe in the many uses of the remote control......or rather having everything controlled remotely......y shld i even have to spend energy walking up to a tv set jus to turn up the volume jus a little bit more? y shld i have to get up to get a drink from the fridge? everything should be accomplished by merely a thought......accept certain things tho........sex and driving......and even then, viagra could be digitized and women's libidoes can also be remotely controlled.....the nites are gonna be longer but no longer cold and lonely........

but think abt it......arent we all heading that way? not the crazy sex thingy.....

yea, im just a lazy pig......but arent we all that way now?