Thursday, May 22, 2003

oh yea........forgot to add one more thing.............the lead actress in the show is the same age as i am...............and she's earning tons of money!!!!!! WHAT AM I DOING!!!!!
sigh..............money is never enuff..............ok............dat's it.................

I have finally found a tv show worth watching............it doesnt have the lousy squeaky voices perfect english that is shown by all the other crappy shows..............finally...........

anywayz..........long time since i updated this blog............so what's been happening? not much really................basically the weather is killing me..............it's ridiculously hot and there hasn't been a single drop of rain in days...........................sucks man...............anywayz.......commercial break is over..........back to the guilt free indulgence called tv watching..................hahahhaaaa.........life is good.................

Sunday, May 18, 2003

here's a way old kai-ism i use to describe certain things................it's one of the first few kai-isms:
"It is impossible to get lost in the world..............."
It's backed by a very simple theory..............first of all..............we live on an island..............so if you hit water............you know you are going the wrong way..............and further more............even if you don't hit water, the world is round...........so no matter which direction you go............you will eventually find yourself back at the same point again................simple..........

Thursday, May 15, 2003

ok...........here's something i picked up while watching "Karate Kid" on TV.......so i decided to add it to my collection of kai-isms..........
"When you walk on the road, if you walk on the right, it's ok. If you walk on the left, it's ok. But if you walk in the center, squish - just like grape......"
I think what it basically means is that whatever you do, be decisive and stick to the decision.............being indecisive will only lead you nowhere.............

That aside, i have come up with a theme word for after the exams............it's "INDULGE".............and that's exactly what i'm doing now.................indulging in guilt free TV watching..............actually i have one more paper tomorrow................but what heck...............

Wednesday, May 14, 2003

Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am proud to annouce that my exams are UNOFFICIALLY OVER................yea...........unofficially cos there's another paper on friday...........BUT the worst is over..........YES~~~~~

now i can indulge in guilt free enjoyment........HAHAHAHAHAAAA~~~~

Tuesday, May 13, 2003

Tomorrow is my discrete maths paper................and after reading tons and tons of pages of discrete maths text and notes, I have come to the conclusion that the people who invented maths were really very bored people................and the people who want discrete maths to be taught to the student population are either really blind or sadists.................WHY CAN THEY LEAVE THINGS AS THEY ARE?!??!

I don't getit............why bog students down with stupid things such as "all numbers can be written as primes or have a prime factor in them"..............i mean, a number is a number!!! stop touching it! and stop asking students to prove things such as "There are a finite number of primes of the form 4k+3"...........Basically my point here is,
"I DON'T CARE!!!!".............i'm satisfied doing normal maths................i don't care if the greatest common divisor of 2 integers are the minimum primes of each number........

sigh.........wish i could say the same for exams.................back to books...............

nvm..........*lun lun*.............i will lun.................just 24hrs and im free...........*lun*

Monday, May 12, 2003

here's a new kai-ism:
"Exams are like a rollercoaster ride............"
It's very simple. The days that you spend studying and mugging for the exams are the same as the upward ride of the rollercoaster. They are long, torturing and full of nerve-wrecking moments...........and then when you hit the top..............it's all downhill from there..............most of the time including your results............they keep going down down down until you hit rock-bottom...............just like your confidence in the exams.............

Sunday, May 11, 2003

watching "Fight Club" on tv now...............got this line off the show:
"The condom is the glass slipper of the new generation. Slip it on, dance all night and then throw it away in the morning."

i was surfing the net just now when i came across Tennis In The Buff at a tech website. No, it's not a porn site..........it's supposed to be some nudity appreciation thing...............so u pay to watch people play tennis nude.............there was a link to a preview of their content...........so as any red-blooded young man would do.............i tried the link...............and............let's just say watching a old man running up and down the court naked with his willy swinging is not what i was expecting..................one word.............yuks...........and i was intending to watch japan hour after that..................

Saturday, May 10, 2003

ok.........somebody explain to me what's with the new nutrisoy advert...............it sucks.............how in the first place does running on the tread mill mean you will have low cholestrol??!? the worst part is the carton of soya milk is running on the tread mill!!! how in the world can a carton of soya milk have cholestrol in the first place!?!?

sometimes i feel as though i am the only sane person on this earth..................sigh........

Friday, May 09, 2003

i've been doing some thinking while studying earlier.................in light of my disappointing performance at the electronics paper yesterday, and also the ridiculous difficulty of understanding discrete mathematics, i have decided to quit schooling for the time being and setup my own business..............

yea..............i have yet to decide what to sell.................i am open to suggestions............but i have my eye on certain lucrative ideas.........chicken rice, cai tao kueh.....char kway tiao.............but i think the most lucrative one would be to sell my ideas of kai-ism to the people of the world.........hmmmm............i believe that would sell very well as a coffee table book...................or in the form of toilet rolls so people can read before cleaning themselves off..............not a bad idea actually.............

ok..........back to studying.............

Thursday, May 08, 2003

Boredom Sucks is a link i found after typing "supremely boredom" in google............actually i wanted to type "supremely bored" but i was watching tv also, so the extra "om" came out..............but as the hokkien saying goes "chey meh kway tok tio tang" loosely translated "blind chicken pecked a worm"

guess what...............i can't study~! again! yay~! go me~!

no i can't can't study again.........just got back from a paper...............and the only thing i have to say is................"SHIT~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
sigh.................why is it that when i feel soooooo confident going into the paper, the paper has to turn out so damn difficult?
to evaluate the damage done to my score................let's just say IF AND ONLY IF i get all the questions i attempted correct, then will i pass by the skin of my teeth............
IF i get any single question wrong, as the godfather saying goes,"The mehster sleeps with the fishes."

SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~

it's freakin ridiculous~! how can they set a paper more difficult than past year papers?!? sux sux sux sux sux...........................
only hope now is that the other people also died ugly ugly......................so we will all die ugly ugly..............of course i cant die ugly literally............cos im too damn handsome...............dont puke on your keyboard.....................gimme a break, i need to console myself with disillusions...........................sighz...............think i might as well go shoot myself...............ARGH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 06, 2003

yes..........i can't study..............again~!!!!!!
studying is depressing...........it kills your brain cells..................so much so that all you can do is become a potato.............i think i am becoming one..........eat too much....if im not studying, im eating.....if im not eating, im studying............this does not bode well on my body.............

and all you do when you study is sit right? so it's not good to be sitting down the whole day cos all your organs will start to move towards your butt...............so you'll end up with your brain in your butt...........gives new meaning to the term "butt head"...............so that's not good...................cos you'll be sitting on your brain during the exams................boy, that has to hurt.............but look on the bright side, you will never have headaches again............u'll have butt aches...............yea............the next worse thing to having headaches - having butt aches...........and when you become constipated due to the lack of exercise, you'r gonna be smelling weird stuff even though ya dun have anything in front of you..........

ah.........the wonders of studying............it makes you less of a human...............and more of a butt..............
see what studying does to me? i type nonsense...............actually i type nonsense most of the time............but this is really nonsensical nonsense.............at least my other nonsense make sense..................nvm..............see what i mean?

Monday, May 05, 2003

Ok.............i can't study..........again~!!!!!!!
sigh...........this is not good................studying is a very difficult thing to do when you dun feel like doing it but you have no choice but to do it otherwise if you dont do it, next time you will start to think why didn't i do it and then remember because you don't like doing it but then it's too late to do it cos you have already flunked out bcos you didn't do it so you start regretting not doing it and then wishing that you had done it else you wouldn't be sitting in that sorry state thinking that if you had did it, then you would not be sitting there pondering why you did not like to do it and writing rubbish on your blog confusing yourself and still wondering why are you still not doing it............

do wat??

oh ya........study..............sighz....................

Sunday, May 04, 2003

Some weird things really happened yesterday..................i saw a lotus elise and a honda integra type R on the way to a family dinner at rendezvous hotel...........they were stopping at the red light one behind the other............stupid thing was the lotus stopped behind the integra..............how can a lotus be made to stop behind an integra?!??!

anywayz, i realized why the lotus is such a good car..........the driver was practically sitting on the road! yea, the car was that low on the ground.............the lotus stopped next to a taxi, so i could see the very obvious height difference............even the integra looked like a monster truck in front of it..............another thing was the engine........my bro-in-law's car was 2 lanes away from the lotus and all we could hear was the lotus............only thing i dont like about it is the hood.........looks terrible........

so we finally reached the hotel...........and parked there, was a bright yellow ferrari modena..............i have never seen a lotus before, but i've never seen a lotus and a ferrari all on the same day..............and then...........during dinner............i saw..........not another sports car............i saw a toyota corolla............a tree crashing down on it......just missing it.............yea, i SAW the tree fall............really freaky ya know............to see the tree fall on a car..........no the car wasnt smashed............the main tree trunk just missed the boot...........but the branches didn't...............

it's like some sorta doomsday signs or something..............or maybe jus lucky to spot all these weird happenings.................either way..........it leads me to another kai-ism:
"Never settle for a japanese car. If you can, upgrade to a continental car asap. Cos if a tree falls on your head, either you are fast enough to get away, or the car frame will hold up."

Saturday, May 03, 2003

ok......so now there's this HUGE.........actually not so huge.......but HUGE pimple on my face...........sometimes when you have a big pimple on your face don't you just want to squeeze the life out of it..........and then watch the pus ooze or spurt out like a super soaker 100 gone nutz...........yea.........i don't want to do that..........



what i feel like doing is.............to take a syringe...........poke it into the pimple......and then suck the pus all out............the enjoyment is in seeing the amount of toxic green stuff that can be harvested from just one pimple the size of USA on the world map.............now............imagine how much pus you can harvest from 5 of them............by that time........you'll be nothing but one giant, living, breathing, pulsating pimple.............kinda like the alien spores you see in an Aliens movie.............when the alien eggs start to hatch, they pulsate............and when the alien comes popping out of the egg..........that's more or less you squeezing your pimple.............and the alien clinging onto the throat of the dumbass stupid enuff to go close to the egg..............well......that's your pus stuck to the mirror covering the reflection of your throat............



ok........on to more important stuff................I AM BORED~!!!!!!!!
anywayz, i was watching the new "xi you ji" series last nite on tv............and this is sorta like the aftermath of the original storyline...............basically, i would say that it is not entirely a terrible show.................it was HORRIBLE..............i don't get it...........there was this scene which shows the whiny monk (yea, tripitaka) fighting~!!! really~! like somersaults and all that shit.................i thought he was supposed to be against killing?!? and in the first place, he's supposed to be the whiny monk! he's supposed to get captured and whine alot, and have stupid faith that his disciples will save him (which incidentally they always do)....................



ok on to the grand finale of the show...............it showed wukong fighting the demon...........nothing wrong with that...........but why does he have to do it street fighter style?!?! duh! i mean like...............he was doing evrything~! chun li, guile, e honda, blah blah..................i dun get it............chun li doing the kick thing.......the "hundred leg kick" or something liddat............she looks great doing it..............wukong doing it looks more like he's using his hands to wave his leg around...........doh~! oh yea, there was the sonic boom power by guile also..........and an uncannily familiar kick that whips in a cresent moon..........doh~!



sigh............one of my favourite age old childhood stories tainted by the wildly colourful japanese culture of modern time..............but if they used japanese girls for the show, think that would be great~! yea~!