whoever said that the internet is a great source for information was definitely right..........

i came across an article just now that taught people how to measure the speed of the microwaves in your microwave oven..........all u needed was a piece of chocolate or anything that melts and a ruler..............by heating up the chocolate until it starts to melt and then measuring the distance between 2 hotspots on the chocolate, u get half the wavelength of the microwaves produced by your oven.............interesting........

another interesting thing i learnt while surfing the net was how to measure a woman's bra cup size...........though i don't remember it anymore cos i think ill stick to my old method.........i believe more than a handful is a waste.........of course that's because i have quite big hands..........though less than a handful is too little also.............

today i have something v.exciting to write about...........it's abt these specimens i believe are scientific breakthroughs found existing in the school canteen...........they are..............APPLE MILK and STRAWBERRY MILK~!!!!

i came across apple milk while buying a drink at the canteen the other day.............wat's so exciting abt it?
well..........it looks like milk............but it tastes like apple~!!! isn't that exciting?

then there's strawberry milk.............noooo..........it does't look like milk...........it looks like bandung...........but get this......it tastes like...........strawberry~!!!!! wow..........i never knew the school canteen was such an exciting place.........unbelieveable~!!!!

recently, i've been wondering why people are bored...............why do people get bored...........how in the world do people get bored in the first place?

and also how in the world did some of those big shots make it big especially with ADHD..............

i've come to the conclusion it all stems from a 2 character traits...........it's a person's curiosity and his sense of perfection................

look at it this way.............a person who is very curious probably has his brain working most of the time...........his interest is driven easily by the slightest thought..............this is the basis and the start for a person to keep his hands busy........

a person's sense of perfection is his continuous need to outdo himself.........to better his last performance...........until he reaches the point where he gets a feeling similar to an orgasm...........u get the idea..........

so......if we put both traits together..........if we all develop both of these traits.............i don't think there's a problem of boredom any more...............possibly even the end of senile dementia...........maybe even world peace.........given any activity maybe like playing a motor racing game anyone can never feel bored.............ever...........

all this does not factor in the physical aspects of the human body.......things such as fatigue and sickness do have an effect on the human mind also...............

now...........if MI2 and titanic were interwoven........then that fat rose wouldn't have fallen for that scrawny jack.............she would have gone for the handsome ethan hunt.............at least ethan hunt would have had a better chance of surviving getting crushed by the big iceberg........i mean when they were in the car making out...........duh.........

now that's aside..........here's an oft heard phrase that i have decided to induct into my blog of kai-isms:

"The world is round..........and money makes it go round........."

If i had enuff money........i would make it spin faster.........but that would basically be a waste of my money cos it would achieve nuthing for me..........on the other hand.............it's the easiest way to create the world's largest joyride.........

Technically, the world is slightly oval cos of the magnetic fields..........yadda yadda yadda.............

ok........i had this idea for quite awhile now.............

they shld make the movie industry like a kinda movie universe..........something like wat the comic industry has.........y'know....marvel universe with all their heroes and the DC universe with their own heroes..........so i think they shld do films that have some sort of interwining storyline with other corresponding stories..........

imagine having Mission Impossible 2 and Titanic interwoven..........and maybe Tomb Raider and South Park...........okay......that's abit off the line....maybe let's say..........We Were Soldiers and Enemy at the Gates interwoven

then maybe you can have The Godfather with Titanic since they from the same time frame...........

of course you could have crossovers..............Disney with Paramount Motion Pictures..........then it'll be Nemo vs South Park................poor fishes..........

think my brain's gonna burst...............just churned through abt 50 odd lecture slides of assembly language...........isnt that exciting~?!?!

ya rite...........shoot me pls..........someone..............i just don't get it sometimes..............the piece of paper we get at the end of our studies has so much weight when it comes to applying for our future jobs...........but after we get a job.........the thing is practically toilet bowl fodder!

sigh..........but then.........other than using that piece of toilet paper........i don't think there's another more effective method of evaluating a candidate's abilities..............it's sad.........if only there were some way...........like maybe.........use a something so that someone can do something and then decide on whether that person's something is good enough to be a someone somewhere..........

like i said..........studying kills brain cells...........see what i mean.............

ok...........was listening to the radio jus now........and they were advertising the new "ringring" tone thing...........the one where the service provider replaces the ringing tone u hear while making a call.............

anywayz..........i was thinking what happens if they have a tone that has heavy breathing and moaning and groaning.......ya.........and then goes the scenario:

guy calls his girlfriend..........and then he listens to the ringring tone while waiting for his girl to answer the phone.........the phone rings for a while.........the guy's thinking,"Wow......this ringring tone thingy is great........" he detects a familiarity in the moaning and groaning but cant place a finger on it...........and the moaning and groaning continues on......he thinks his girl is busy with something else so he hangs up..........

next day he's feeling frisky and starts getting it on with his girl..........and then suddenly it's turong senjata for him.........

for the uninformed............turong senjata is the malay command for "arms at ease"...........

ok lah.........call me perverted..........but hey.........it makes for great advertising if the service provider decides to use it......

i don't get it...........with all the terrorist attacks and stuff going on..............why has there been an emergence of a new term "terror".............
i see and hear them all over the place.............."acts of terror"..........."war against terror"..............yadda yadda yadda..............before the 911 attacks they were simply and more appropriately called "acts of terrorism", "war against terrorism"................the phrase "acts of terror" only brings up "?????" to me......

what does terror mean? terror = fear........so if u translate it out........."acts of terror" means "acts of fear"..............soooo...........all those terrorists have been committing "acts of fear".............huh?!?!?!??!?!

hey cmon lah.............who in the world started using this term in the first place?!?!?! oh yah.............forgot...........the bushy one............either his tongue is too lazy to pronounce "ism" or he flunked his english in sch...............my god...........to think the most powerful man in the world is either too lazy or cant pass english papers in sch...............it really hurts to listen to the news sometimes..............

i don't get it.............wat is it about i dunno what that people like so much?

nvm.........im bored...............had nothing to type here so just typed the first thing that popped into my head..........ya...........this stupid stuff DOES flaot around in my brain..............

this is gonna be a short rant..........i dun get why the japs have to create animes containing sooooo much drama...........just watched initial d.........and for the record...........ill say it's not that good a show..........i dont understand why so many people like it.............nevermind the animation isnt that good.........there's not much of a story in it..............just abt a guy coming of age..........learning he can drive very well................errrrr...........so?

ohyah..........there's lotsa jap melodrama in it also..........like for example.........a racer gves off an aura..........in some racers.....it's weak......in some it's strong........errrr..............hello?!?!?! ohyah.....forgot....it's a jap production.............sighz.............cant anybody come up with a good cartoon?

one more thing.............any suggestions on a nice colour scheme NOT using bright and pastel colours please run them by me.............the silver and black colour scheme now is quite boring..............im looking more towards dark and earthy colours...........post your suggestions or any other suggestions u might have on the msg board........criticisms welcome also......relax on the obscenities and vulgarities..................that's my job..............

And so you can see.............there's a message board up............though i dun expect much pple to use it...........except myself.............just for fun...........
anyhow.............to any1.....any1 at all out there..............if you jus happen to stroll by the blog or came in mistakenly..........or dropped in from wat ever place.....jus drop a message on the board..............let me know of your existence in this small world.............for all you know..........your cousin's friend's brother's wife's sister's husband's sister's mother-in-law's daughter's boyfriend's sister's friend may know my friend's cousin's father's..........whatever.......
u get the idea.........

As you can see.........some things have changed!!!! make a good guess what has changed..........ok lah.........so you dont want to guess..........ill tell you.........the colours of my blog has changed~!!!! yay~!! isn't that exciting~!

okok..........help humour me to help humour you alittle lah..............anywayz, here's a new kai-ism:

"The Wonder Bra..........it's the biggest joke ever played on men"

I don't think there's much to elaborate on here.............