Sunday, November 23, 2003

here's something interesting that happened last week while i was shopping for a friend's birthday present...........
now, before my illustration of the incident, let me make a shout out to the birthday boy,
"YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THE PRESENT~!!! I HAD TO BRAVE GREAT DANGER JUST TO GET IT~!!!!"

now that's done, on to my david and goliath story...........
"In fair Tampines where our (a friend and myself) odyssey unfolds...............david met goliath........."

ok lah, abit unkind to call it david and goliath..........but.........wat the heck...........anywayz, we were wandering around century square in tampines looking for a metal chain necklace..........and we wandered into "Yellow"...........and this salesgirl approached us..........smelling the possibility of making a sale...........she turned on her persona knob to "Salesgirl friendly"..........and i, smelling a possiblity of a bargain, turned my knob (figuratively, NOT literally.....abit obscene if i were to do dat......and totally painful) to "Consumer friendly"..............and the exchange went on until we managed to pick one particular piece..........

i had requested she matte the piece of necklace cos it was too shiny and i would come back to collect it in half an hour's time..............so we left and returned.........she was still matting the necklace.........so we took a look around the shop somemore...............and i made a passing comment on how i wanted to buy a piece for myself but had no money.........

now this is the critical part...........and this is exactly what she said (translated from Chinese), "If you don't buy now, next time you won't be able to see me here anymore."

ya.........duh~!!!!!!! evidently she had turned her knob to "Looking for a guy friendly" and was hoping i would turn my knob to to same level..........anywayz, i jus dismissed the remark and pretended nuthing happened.........subsequently the salesgirl was too embarrassed to look at me while i was paying........
the salesgirl isnt ugly...........chubby tho........sweet looking lah...........BUT NOT MY TYPE~!!! and even if she was.........i was only looking for a sales transaction~!!

i do not doubt that im irresistably handsome.........but somehow or the other i seem to attract only females of the larger kind and those males unsure of their own sexual identity................it sucks~!

maybe i should have invited her to my friend's birthday celebration that night.........and introduced her to my friend as his present...............so i say again.........
"YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THE PRESENT~!!! I HAD TO BRAVE GREAT DANGER JUST TO GET IT~!!!!"

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

i dun understand this...........how can a tv show still be called "all new" when it has been showing for months?!?!

they are putting "all new" this and "all new" that or catch the "all new" season of this or that on every single show~! and the the stupid thing is, the show has been showing for the past 2 or 3 mths~!!!! as much as i'd like to agree with the marketing strategy of the tv station, but this is carrying it abit too far.............to the extent that they are taking the viewers for idiots.............."all new" this and "all new" that.................as i like to say "all 'your dead man head' new"................

Sunday, November 16, 2003

it's almost a week since the end of my exams........and i just want to say this.............im bored..........it seems like i've done everything i want to do during this short span of 6 days........and now i have absolutely nuthing to do...........I AM BORED SHITLESS~!!!

anywayz, i read the papers again today...........there's this big fascination about women's breasts and what covers them..............a while back there was this BIG article about bras........today it was an article about lingerie..........what next? what happens when they realise there's nothing more to cover on breasts? logically they should be covering women's panties next.........but what next after that? an article on sanitary pads and which ones absorb better?!?!

the world is fascinated by women.............men are fascinated by women, women are fascinated by women also..........no wonder they have the world in their hands..............

Tuesday, November 11, 2003

and today is the day after the day of the final paper~!
yay~! yippee kai yay~!
think im going nutz with euphoria...............studying kills brain cells...........never knew euphoria kills brain cells also..........

Sunday, November 09, 2003

today is the eve of the final paper of my bloody exams.............and all i can say is hong kan liao lah.............i have absolutely no confidence in passing this semester.............and in exactly one mth's time, my results will be out and i will find that i have to repeat this semester...........sucks doesnt it................ya..........sucks...........it's not healthy for students to be continuously living under the fear of failing exams.............it's like we are more afraid of failing exams than we are of the sky falling on our heads................im hungry............fear of failing exams make me hungry.............actually "japan hour" on the tv now is making me hungry...........

Thursday, November 06, 2003

the world we live in is a very interesting place...........all sorts of stupid things are happening all over the world........and everytime you see one and think that tops it all, you see another more stupid than the first...........

like for example, i thought i'd seen the most stupid things there is to see...........and then today i found a japanese mtv with 6 men dancing..........naked..........on a stage...........in front of thousands of screaming female fans...........ok so they weren't naked, but with skin coloured underwear on and just a big leaf covering their dicks i think that's close enuff...........

and then i'd thought that i had seen every single type of animal have sex on the discovery channel.........and today i saw a dog do it..............with a pikachu.........that wasnt it..............i never knew dogs knew how to do it 69 and missionary..........

ya..........it's sick..........but it's helluva stupid.............
anywayz.........here's the link..........there are more dumb stuff in there..........so laff your balls off..........if you manage to do that then you get my vote of most stupid thing ever..............
www.albinoblacksheep.com

Wednesday, November 05, 2003

on my way home today, i saw the next car i'm targeting to get.............and it was being misused~!!!

so sad........this girl was driving it..........at 50km/h on the PIE~!!!!! P-Plate somemore..........so sad.............

but lucky girl...........she got a good car.........must be rich parents...........the thing costs ard $143k...........so sad...........i wan~!!!!!! life is so unfair.............she probably stuck an auto transmission in it...........wat a waste................so sad.........
so sad..........sniff sniff...........life is so unfair.............im going to sulk.............

Tuesday, November 04, 2003

i was just wondering why the chinese have such a weird way of screaming for help when there is a fire.........
in english it's just "fire! fire!" but in chinese it's "save fire~! save fire~!"

why in the world would any1 want to save the the fire?!?!

Sunday, November 02, 2003

here's something to think about.........

{true} bored = sian {bored == nothing to do} based on assignment axiom

{nothing to do == zuobo} something to do = nothing to do {something to do >= zuobo}
since (something to do == zuobo) then (something to do >= zuobo)

{true} bored = sian {bored == zuobo} by assignment axiom
{bored == zuobo} nothing to do = sian {bored == zuobo ^ nothing to do == sian}
therefore, {true} bored = sian; nothing to do = sian {bored == zuobo ^ nothing to do == sian}

i dun understand it either..............sometimes i feel like im not on this earth anymore.............shit.........cant find my brain

Saturday, November 01, 2003

here's a riddle to think about, "What do you do when you are bored and have absolutely nothing to do?"

answer is very simple...........ABSOLUTELY NOTHING~!!!
isn't that incredible~! wow~!

actually i have lots to do..........just dat i dun feel like doing them...........but actually i only have one thing to do.........STUDY
but i dun feel like doing it.........mus enjoy for this evening.........enjoy the fruits of my labour after a successful paper today.........and enjoy it while it lasts..........cos the next papers are absolute goners.............

another thing i came across while studying the other day..........why do people verify the correctness of programs? i dun get it...........you'll know if the program is correct when you run it~! why bother to mathematically verify it?!?

sigh.........the world is a paradox..............and that sux...........no verification needed for that..........