fear factor has been showing on tv for quite awhile now...........and they have all those creepy crawly dares for the participants.............but i think the scariest stunts are not those where you have to eat bugs or jump off a building or ump into a pool of snakes.............

one really scary and traumatising stunt would have to be enclosed in an empty biosphere all alone without anything in the biosphere.............no objects, no people, nothing at all, and maybe a clock.........that ticks.............and to be enclosed for say maybe a year or 2 would be sufficient enuff to drive anyone nutz..............

another stunt, is to jump into a six feet deep hole full of people.........for the ladies, it would have to be full of testosterone charged men..........while for the men they would have to be estrogen charged.........ya.....'happy' people...........and i mean REALLY REALLY happy.............so imagine being in a deep hole that you cant get out off and there are a whole lot of guys/gays groping at you trying to spread the lurrrrrrve~~~

now that's scary...........

today im griping...........my gripe will be about those fucking american idol agua contestants.............i cant believe it!!!!
some actually cried~!!! on tv!!!!! how IN THE WORLD can they even allow themselves to cry on tv if they are guys?!?!?!??!

i know why......cause they have no fucking balls......literally...........they are fucking aguas~!!!!!!!
how can a guy let himself cry on tv?!?!?! it's depressing to watch such people..............you might even think some become so traumatised by the experience that they become 'happy' people...........not saying that they weren't 'happy' in the first place........they just became 'happier' people..................geez..............

ok..........today i have something more substantial to post.............

first off, there's a new theory abt women's butts that the guyz and i came up with in school today...............it seems that the colder the weather, the perkier and tighter the butts going around..............there was a noticeable increase in the number of good looking rear ends moving around the school today.............im not sure what causes this strange but most welcomed phenomenon, but here's my fren's reasoning..............the cooler the weather, the more the butt muscles contract........thus leading to a much perkier and tighter butt.............my reasoning is that when the weather is cool, the ladies can afford to wear tighter and more air restrictive clothing.............air in their clothes is not jus the only to get restricted...............think most guyz find it really hard to breathe when their girlfriends dress up more during the cooler weather.............

and this leads me to a new kai-ism~!!! finally.........after many months of drought..............

"If ya got it, Flaunt it.........."

this does not just apply to the good stuff such as a perky butt or muscular body.............as long as it is not offensive to others, why not flaunt it? so wat if you are larger than life? flaunt it~! give yourself some confidence...........live it up alittle.............

and on to my last substantial post...............i have finally found out how chickens get bird flu............i thought of it while driving home today..................there were a few trucks transporting cages and cages of chickens..............and guess what? it started to rain!!!! and the cages were not covered, so the poor chickens were getting drenched in the rain........so there u have it.............bird flu~!!!! exciting isnt it?

wah...........when was the last time i posted...........so long ago...........

anywayz.........dun really have anything to post on..............the papers are getting repetitive in their topics...........so there's not really much to blast them for...............oh yah...........there's something new in my life..............i got a stalker~!!!

ya.........really dumb thing actually..........but kinda freaked me out considerably................luckily i managed to shake her off...............phew...........wat can i say.............i am a wanted man............

you know the thing that most people wonder about, what is it about men and breasts................
well, i dun really know also.........and im a guy~!
but ill try to answer it today..........it's not our fault~!!! we are guyz~!!!! we are testosterone driven creatures..........we do not jus use the brains in our head.............but it's not a bad thing..............let me state first, whoever invented the male sex is a friggin genius~!

ok back to the topic abt men and breasts...................it's not entirely our fault we are fascinated by breasts..........i mean......there are adverts on tv about women's breasts all the time~! all those slimming commercials and the latest one......the triumph bodysoft line of undergarments...............how's a guy gonna react PSYCHOLOGICALLY when he is flashed long lingering scenes of womens' breasts for most of an hour's telecast time?

and the makers of the advert are damn smart..............they pick the nicest pairs.........tell me, what's a guy gonna do?!?!? tell me~!!! this is the biggest conspiracy ever played on humans.............ill bet even the ladies are fascinated by breasts also................they watch the advert and probably go, "ooooo.............aaaaahhhh...........i wan~!!!!" the bra or the breasts i dunno which they want, but they'll go running out to buy several pairs so they can try to replicate wat they saw on the telly.........

anywayz, i think both nature and environment make men so fascinated with breasts..............i was watching the discovery channel the other day and there was this documentary abt a tribe in dunno where, and the female tribes people were practically naked...........but u dun see the men staring at them 24/7.............maybe cos they dun look too good.........i dunno..................

to end..........ill say something ive said before..........more than a handful is a waste...........cos i have big hands.........bras are jus a convenient way to help men measure breasts without actually having gotta use their hands...........they are measuring cups.............

im pissed.............it had not been raining for the past few days...............and so i decided to wash my car yesterday...........and..............TODAY IT HAD TO RAIN~!!!!!!!!

i havent admired my newly washed car enuf yet~!!!!!!
this sucks...............