this sucks...........i jus got sahman-ned AGAIN~!
this makes it the second time this month~!!!!!! it's ridiculous~!
why izit that bad things start with "s"? sauron, saruman, and the worst of all........sahmans..............this sucks...........

anywayz, onto the topic of the day..............the colour of my car~!!!! exciting topic isn't it...........yea baby~!!!
today after washing my baby, i took a step back to admire her in all her glory..........and i decided it was time to change her colour................and then it occurred to me, i did not have enuf money to get a new paint job.............

actually i do, but that's for new suspensions..............cant have my wife going around with rheumatic probs rite..........

so after realising i did not have enuf moola to do a "michael jackson" on my wife, i decided to do the next best thing.........
i changed the name of it's colour.............originally it was "maroon".................so i came up with some new names: "dirty red", "dark red", "not so bright red", "black wannabe red" and finally "red".

after much pondering, i decided on: "De-oxygenised blood red"...........
great name isnt it? wasting my time aren't i? can't agree more.............

watched "Return of the King" a few days back...........and there are only 2 thigns i can say about the movie......one, it's too damn good to miss...........it's worth every cent of your dollar and more..............

two, it's quite a "happy" movie............."happy" in the sense you might feel abit disgusted..............there are many scenes where you find guys calling other guys "my love" or 2 guyz pretty much acting "happy".................and there's even a character which might have wanked too much...........he talks to himself like talking to another person and refers to him as "my love"...........go figure..................

i think the director is a very "happy" person.............it's quite unsettling if you ask me.............it's abit too "happy" if you ask me................

ok..........i jus read this crazy article from boredomsucks.net...........it's abt women and semen..............

it seems that women whose partners used a condom got depressed easier as compared to those who don't.......really~!!!

anyway, i dun really know the truth to this.............i havent gone around knocking up women and then asking them how they felt after that..............anyone out there tried it yet? let me know if you have...........it's gonna be one hell of a laugh................especially after she finds out u didnt use rubber when she tot u were using one...........hahahahahaaa.......

ok lah..........that's not funny..............lives can be ruined bcos of this.............it is irresponsible and inconsiderate and unthoughtful of me...............heck..........HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA~!!!!!!!!!

lesson learnt here for the guyz is,"Don't go knocking up girls without rubber in your wallets."

and for the ladies, "Always carry rubber bands.............in the event your partner doesnt have condoms, you can still have protection........and if you are into bondage.........pull on the rubber band and let fly.........ouch~........now that's protection"

it has been a really really boring day..............boring as in REALLY REALLY BORING...............there's absolutely nothing to do...........im out of games to play..............im watching crap tv shows that have been shown 10 times over..............

let's put it this way..............I AM SUPREMELY BORED~!!!!!

dun even know if there is such a term..............wat the heck........I AM SUPREMELY BORED~!!!!!!
and my mum jus walked into the room with a box of dark chocolate...............im not a fan of chocolate.............but dark chocolate i make exceptions..........looks like tonite is gonna be a real fattening nite..............boredom and chocolate do not mix well...................SOMEBODY HELP ME~!!!!!!!!

the other day, while flipping through the channels on tv......i came across a bit of a chinese drama serial.............basically it was dumb......really dumb..........i mean REALLY REALLY dumb.............it was of this guy chasing a giant ginseng...........
ya.........chasing.............the ginseng could move.............not only that, it could move fast..............burrowing underground.......and to top it all off..............it could talk~!

and never mind that, it had the voice of a child~! think about it...........a thousand year old ginseng.........able to burrow underground like a mole and can talk~!!!!

which idiot makes such shows? nevermind that, which idiot watches such shows and enjoys it?

now we know how those medical halls get their so caleld thousand year old ginsengs.........they chased them..........and talked to them.............it's ridiculous~!

today let's talk abt spam............and i have lots of it...............u name it, i've got it...............from viagra to penis enlargement patches.........can u believe it?! penis enlargement PATCHES.............. stick it on and you'll grow 2 inches longer..........
fantastic how technology has advanced nowadays..............though they didnt state what effect it had on women..........

then there's "buy office furniture" from a company closing down.............kinda dumb..........if the company had to close down, that means their furniture must be really crappy.............stupid people and their stupid spam...............

i think most would agree with me when i say, "november and december have the best nights to sleep"
the weather is cool, and the nights are long..........the mornings are not so bright...........i love the end of the year~!

november and december are also great party months...........in november, we celebrate the end of exams......in december we celebrate christmas and the new year.............man i love the end of the year..........

but then...........november and december are also the worst months for somethings...........example..........i cant wash my car~!!!! it jus rains and rains and rains.............i just washed my car yesterday.............and before i could enjoy it's new shine.............it had to freaking rain~!!!!!

if only it didnt rain so much in november and december...........