ever since "Passion Of Christ" came out, there's been this big hoo-ha abt censorship...........and there was this particular short clip on one of the channels abt how movie censorship benefits the viewers...........get this, they claim that now with more levels of ratings, we get a wider selection of movies to watch..........think this is a really ambiguous claim.........kinda hard for pple to relate to..........

at first, think most pple would be going, "Huh?"..............how would having more censorship ratings affect the selection of choices? as far as ratings r concerned, only those who have access to all the ratings will benefit..........and even then, what's there to benefit? the movies are there already.........it doesnt mean that jus because you have access to all the ratings, u suddenly have more movies to watch than before the ratings were implemented...........

i think wat the censorship board is trying to put across to the pple is that, wif the new ratings, they will be able to bring in more movies and not worry abt not finding the proper rating for the movie...............maybe..........but this is singapore~!!! who do they think they r bloody kidding~!!!! they'll take off all the good parts of the movie irregardless of wat rating they give it...........and after they do take out everything, the movie's as good enuf for a 8yr old as it is for a hormonally charged 18yr old...........either way for the 18yr old guys, he'll jus go home after the movie and have wet dreams of the gorgeous lead actress..........and the girls will probably not be following the plot, they'll be jus staring at the lead actor....

we watch the same movies as the americans..........except maybe the really lousy ones like those filmed in the backyard of somebody's house on home video...........so wat wider choice?!?!?!? movies from the middle east? how abt movies from the north and south poles? imagine watching "Antartic Beauty", the story of a walrus going through mid-life crisis......geez...........wonder if they have a suitable penguin for mena suvari's role..........

alrite.........today's post is gonna be quite substantial.........but i need to study~!!!!! heck.........

first up, it's interesting wat goes thru the minds of students during lectures.........at least i find my thoughts extremely weird and totally un-related to the lecture or each other........

take for example, today during a lecture, it suddenly occurred to me that a fren had cut her hair.........and the last time i saw her was in an event abt a mth ago..............fantastic isnt it..........so i set abt finding out the truth of the missing hair and sms-ed her..........but i think she mus have thought i was nutz cos there was no reply.........and i later found out from another fren she was in fact wearing hair extensions before that event............
hmmmmm...........now..........this is one of those stupid things that women do.........wear hair extensions to work - in the hot sun~! huh?!?!

ok.....nvm the mystery of the missing hair, during the same lecture, i also recollected an article i had read on sunday......this one's interesting...........
the topic of the article was supposed to be abt ethics.........but it was abt whether bras cause breast cancer..........and nvm that, the author was a guy...........think the guy must have been a boob guy, cause he certainly did his research quite well......talk abt job interest.............i did learn a thing or too from the article though...........i learnt that bras preventing sag is a total myth..............he states that sooner or later, breasts will sag.............so supports my claim that we guys are the biggest victims of the earth cos wonderbras r the biggest joke played on men.............

anywayz, wat i find most puzzling is, wat has bra causing cancer gotta do with ethics? maybe it's cos the writer was trying to cite the inaccurate findings made by a husband & wife research team as unethical..........but seriously........huh?!?
think the writer jus had nothing ethical to write abt.........and so he decided to indulge in the safety of the female bosom........by writing such an article, he gets to enjoy himself wif research and yet draw readers to his column although his article had no relevance watsoever..........

the last thing on my mind during the lecture was actually abt how little pple laff nowadays.............i think wat we need more is to laff and less of the worries abt work..................work we have to........but i think most pple seem to forget that we have to rise above all the work and enjoy life alittle..........laff a little, smile alittle........and things will seem so much brighter...............of course too much of a good thing is jus as bad as it is good.........work is a mus do, but keep wif the schedule u have for yourself and work jus seems to fade into the background.........

on to more serious things, today i think, would be the ultimate example of my kai-ism, "What goes around, comes around, and smacks you in the face........"
on the way to class this morning, i did not perform my usual "overtake and horn"..........kena horned i mean.........so i think the whole world decided to take the chance to capitalise on my moment of vulnerability.........1 friggin van and 1 sonovabitch lorry cut dangerously in front of me on the expressway while i was trying to overtake another vehicle, and they did not even signal~!!!!

it seems like when the weather turns bad drivers turn badder.........and it just happened that today i did not feel like pulling any fast moves and this is how i get treated in return.........it does not pay to be good to the world nowadays.......from now on im gonna put every single driver on the road wif me, in danger..........no more mr niceguy........and the first on my list, corollas...........

actually, there is a bright side to this, i could take it as a compliment to me..........the drivers miss hearing their hearts pound in their ears so much that they want to force me back into my old routine again..........awwww.........so sweet.........*pour sarcasm here. allow to drip dry.........."

alrite, jus tot i'd put this up b4 i forgot abt it.........
today, i did something really bad..........at least i dun think it was bad..........but think most pple would slam me for it.........
while driving to school today, i horned a nun driving a corolla...........and in my defence, let me just say this, she was hogging the road~!!!! nvm she hogged the road, she was seeking shelter in the shade of roadside trees while holding up the rest of the traffic at the traffic light...........and nvm she was doing all that, to top it all off, she was driving a corolla~!!!

am i sorry i horned the nun? no.........it's very simple, if u cant drive well, dont drive...........if u r gonna drive like u own the road, u better be related to the LTA chairman, else many pple will be trying to run u off the road..........and if u drive a corolla, u are on my hitlist...........

on to other topics, today i was sitting in the canteen wif a fren..........and we were lamenting at the low population of girls and lower quality of girls in our course............if only we had some form of exchange programme btwn courses..........yea....if only..........den the biz ad girls (note, girls only, the guyz can exchange elsewhere) can exchange with some of the guys in our course.............

and my fren came up wif the name for this programme, it would be called the intercourse exchange programme........
now THAT would be interesting........

well..........think ive mentioned before that life throws funny things at u.........and jus when u think you've seen it all.........something else pops up and makes u realise u havent.........well........it happened to me jus now only.........

was surfing abt the net and dropped by the Ministry Of Sound website jus to see wat was new.........and there was a "X-Rated" online video channel...........and so..........being the normal male homo-sapien..........i was curious..........so i clicked on the link..........the first few videos were.........how shld i say..........entertaining.........but curiosity really did kill the cat........and i soon found that out.........

i tot i had seen them all.........all kinds of videos.........and then up came a video..........of barbie dolls making out..........lesbian barbie dolls........barbies dolls shagging............it was how shld i say.........errr..........surreal?

and then..........nvm mind that.........i thought it was over......and up comes an advert for one of ministry of sound's albums........showed naked women dancing at first...........and then..........it was naked men...........
i think it would suffice for me to say, today IS and possibly will be the most traumatic day of my life..........sorry......i need to go wash my eyes now.........my eyes~!!! im blind~!!!

alright, so here's something new on the extremely illogical and totally un-understandable world of women........

was helping a friend yesterday do some filming for her project........and my car was an essential part of the filming (im so proud of my baby, it's a model).........so we had to go downstairs to where the car was to film it...........and my dear friend went to put on a pair of socks.............y? cos she was going to wear shoes..........

but we were only going downstairs?!? she said she did not want to rub off the skin on her heel........ok.....fine......so we proceeded downstairs.........and then.........guess wat...........she wore her shoes like slippers~!!!! squashing the heel of the shoe down............
huh?!?!?!
den wat's the purpose of wearing the socks?!?!?

and then there was another thing that happened..........this involved her friend...........something that the female species seem to like to do very often..............talk to their belongings...........huh?!!??! i was fixing up a another friend's comp the other day...........and i asked her if she did anything to try and remedy the prob...........she said she talked to it and tried to coax it into working.............and she even sayanged it...........but none of the above worked..........
errr..............duh~!!!!!! was she expecting it to work?!?!?!?!?

somebody explain this to me.........i really really do not understand women...........but then........as much as i complain and get perplexed by their actions........i guess guyz and girlz are pretty much similar........jus the perplexing stuff is all on the surface and it can be sooo..........perplexing...........anyone can guess how i feel now? ya.............perplexed~! all together now........PER-PLEXED~!!!! one more time..........forget it...........

do you women ever stop to think abt wat u are doing? and whether it makes sense to do it in the first place?

was watching the tv jus now and saw the trailer for the next "brainiest" show....."Singapore's Brainiest Lawyer"........
and there was also the next "Singapore's Brainiest Kid"...........kinda shows how little imagination or how low a calibre singapore television is...........

anywayz..........how come they do not have titles like "Singapore's Brainiest Procrastinator"..............would be interesting to see how the host manages to get an answer from any of the contestants..........then maybe they could come up wif "Singapore's Brainiest Schizophrenic"...........then Gollum from LOTR could take part........and lose terribly............cos all he'll be doing is going,"My Precious....."

Host: "Who is the president of the united states of america?"
Gollum: "My Precious....."

Host:"Errr........Which recording artist was recently charged with child molestation?"
Gollum:"My Precious....."

Host:"Gollum........Here, let me keep the ring for you......"
Gollum:"NO~!! Tall evil woman wants to steal our precious!"
Smeagle:"Woman is not evil. Woman is our friend....."

Gollum: *spits* "Tall woman is evil~!!! Tall woman is not our friend.......tall woman is too tall........too tall is not our friend........"
Smeagle:"No........Smeagle will not let you hurt Tall woman......tall woman is smeagle's master......"

Host: "oh yuk.........i might be female and i might like older men but you r way too old.............oh god........and senile too......can you please put on a pair of pants?"

Smeagle: "Smeagle does not fancy master.........Smeagle wants to serve master......Smeagle is too gay to fancy master......Smeagle only fancies Gollum.........Gollum is my love......"

Host: "oh yuk..........and stop staring up my skirt~!!!!!"


speaking of schizos.........ever wondered if those superheros in comic books ever suffered from schizophrenia? i mean.....they have secret identities and stuff.........and lead double lives..........isnt it just possible that maybe one of them got too carried away? that would be interesting..................batman sitting in his cave going, "My Precious......."

back to the topic abt brainiest kids...........i noticed that the kid who won the last brainiest title had a big head, was extremely skinny and big specs..........now we know what happens when you push your kid too much.........he becomes malnourished.........now all ya have to do i give him a nice shiny ring and...........yea.....all together now........"My Precious".....

ok......so my fren read a piece i put up on this blog and had a few opinions on the topic of women and older men.........
and we had a lively discussion that went on to women being ruled by emotions while men r logical creatures........
so i made this comment abt women being illogical at times......and she said that it's not that they are illogical, it's bcos we guyz do not understand.........

so here's wat's interesting..........
if something is not logical, it's illogical...........so if we guyz understand something that's illogical, means we are illogical creatures..........but we are the logical ones~!

so by arguing that we r illogical when we r logical, isnt that illogical?

but this fren of mine had this to say, she said, if we understand it den it will no longer be illogical..........

but how in the world
can we understand illogical things? did i mention my fren was female?

which brings to mind my kai-ism, it might have the property of illogical but it is not necessarily illogical.........and THAT, is not logical to me..........it's totally illogical~!

my life revolves around very few things really..........let's see..........
Women, Fast Cars, Money, Music and my Family and Peepz..........ya.........to put it all simply...........my happiness...........

But today, it's not going to be abt my happiness...........it's more abt wat intrigues me most..........and it's the same thing that intrigues all men - women

im sitting here......watching "America's Next Top Model" as i type this..........and there was this part where a contestant was late to a gym workout.........y? cos she was primping herself...........to go to the GYM~!!!!!!!! duh

anywayz, they used to say in the olden days that women shld be seen and not heard.............well...........i prefer to see and feel...........in more ways than one..........

ok........something else jus happened..........one of the contestants jus fell ill.........she was shivering and crying and had to be sent to the hospital..........sighz..........times like these i realise y men were made in the first place.............to carry women to the hospital cos they cant walk when they are sick...........but the ball swings both ways.........we get lotsa luving in return...........hehehehee...........and to quote a certain movie, "we have to do it........cos we'll die if we dun do it"

back to the topic.............jus the other day i was chatting to a friend...........and she was stressed.........she had a few major deadlines to meet.........and they were drawing near..........and this part i dun understand.........she was stressed not bcos the deadlines were near...........she was stressed bcos she was bumming around and not doing her work........huh?!?!??!?! how hard can it be to jus pick yourself up, do the work and get it over and done with?!?

and the other day, i was playing snooker wif some frens.........and a fren asked me wat time it was..........neither of us had a watch.........and all our handphones were on a tray jus 2 metres away from my fren..........so i asked her to check out the handphones.........and guess wat...........she didnt want too...........y? cos she was too lazy...........huh?!?!?
and then i had to get the phone for her to check the time........sighz.............

women...........hate to love them, but we cant help it. love to hate them? which man can do that?
maybe the gays..........speaking of which.........sometimes i really envy the gays.........cos they get access to the best women........EASILY..........

i jus saw a gay stylist adjust a HUGE diamond in "The Land of The Twin Peaks"..........if i were him i would be scaling the peaks..........more than once...........but then if i were him, i would be gay...........and i wouldnt have such interests............but then again...........them peaks were high enuf to turn any man, gay or not gay, into a mountain climbing addict...........

ok......here's something that i came up with while eating lunch just now..........

in school there's this girl, tall, abt 2yrs my junior, not exactly pretty or beautiful, slim (stick thin actually).........and she's always seen hanging out with a bunch of guys..........only.............

one will begin to wonder why she does that.............oh yah, did i mention she's helluva rich? ya..........she is...........it's very interesting..........cos the only thing abt her that i find attractive is her height..........other than that, she's pretty much jus a skeleton with extra "mammary bones"..............but other guyz dun seem to think so..........

a few months back, somewhere at the end of 03...........i was bumming around outside the lab with some frens.........there was a group of guys, think abt 5 or 6 also there.........and she comes along..........evidently the group of guyz know her......and suddenly they are like a pack of wolves............she was leaning against the wall talking to them, and it's interesting how the group slowly starts to surround her..............my frens and i were watching in amusement...........

it looked like bees mating, u know, the drones surrounding the queen bee? or a pack of wolves on a hunt.........and i think she wasnt exactly an innocent prey...........more like a vixen who knew her powers of attraction.........k lah..........that's bad of me......but it really seems that way someimes.........i have never ever seen her hanging out with any other girls..........she's always with at least one other guy...........makes good fodder for rumours..........

this whole thing brings me to another point, i think in most societies the females always seem to want to find an older partner.............one fine example would be when a fren of mine approached another girl in a club one night, she was around our age......cos she turned out to be the fren of a fren of ours.............and she turned my fren down with a simple line, "I prefer older guyz."

this is kinda sad for both sexes actually...........it has been said that women mature faster..........ill agree with that, but "level of maturity" has become too much of a factor in terms of the power women have over men.........as in the above example, it's a great ego bursting pin.............but then again.........let them have it.........cos we still have the upper hand in society........it's a called "male dominated society" for many reasons you know.................

there are so many things to add.........lazy to type lah.............but ill say one more thing...........it's really sad for the guyz cos if u look at it, the problem snowballs to the bottom, junior females preferring senior guyz all the way until the bottom where the junior guyz are pretty much left with nothing...........poor them...........

as for me, i can see myself in my 50s and dating 20 something year olds during my mid-life crisis...........of course if i have a wife then, she wun be too happy abt it...............and the best part, she cant date any guy older cos:
1. any older guy probably cant get out of his wheelchair
2. even if he can get out of his wheelchair, he'll still need viagra, which in time will cause him a heart attack
3. he'll probably fall asleep listening to her

and she cant date younger guyz too cos:
1. pple talk
2. few younger men want older women. they want women of the same age~!!!
3. she would still outlast him in sex, but the thought of being tied down to a woman with kids probably of the same age as he is doesnt appeal much........he might as well start seeing her daughter if she has one...........

so lately ive been digging lounge music..........not really jus lounge music, let's call it chill out music..........so ive decided to update "The Absolutely Boliao and Inconsequential, Uncircumstantial, Not Worth Looking At, WTF?!?!?, Dumbass column on the left hand side of this blog."

Chill out music is really really great for those who like to jus bum around doing nothing or chill out and have some time to themselves..........relax and listen...........also there are some lounge music albums tailored for certain purposes, namely, "Erotic Lounge"...............actually after listening to it, there wasnt anything erotic abt it cept for the song titles........
but then again, think it's made with women in mind, guyz are visual creatures, we dun need music to get it going..........all we need is a room with a woman in sexy lingerie.........now THAT'S an erotic lounge..............

anywayz, ladies and gents, kick back and relak with a martini/scotch/cordon bleu in hand...............

sianz boy...........fooking sianz...........one more time........sianz boy..............
lately ive come to a revelation abt certain things in life that we percieve to be difficult to achieve or attain..........

very often we hear things like, "it's too hard" or "ive tried my best" or "ive already done this this this. but dunno why still not enuff"..............well, a lesson ive learnt in my course of quitting the cigarette...........is that, it's not just abt how much you do...........there's something else that's equally as important as the amount of effort you put in to attaining your goals.........simply - it's how much do you want it........

it's quite a simple thing actually.............but not easy to swallow or carry out also...........few people can actually swallow the fact that what they do is just not enuf.............often, it's this self denial that leads to problems........a person has to open his own eyes wide open and admit that, hey, ive not done enuf...........and then ask himself.............how much does he really want to get to his goal...........other than knowing what goal it is........perhaps knowing the impacts and consequences of achieveing the goal will help boost his determination...............

and today im proud to admit and celebrate 2 things...........
1. i flunked my last sem exams bcos i did not put in enuf effort for them..........and my goal is to make sure i clear the rest of my semesters as smoothly as possible............and then get a job that i will do to the fullest of my capabilities.........jus so i wun let myself down...........

2. it's been 2mths since 9th Jan 04...........the day that i gave up smoking for life..............:)

ok........what is there to gripe about today?
i have absolutely no idea...........i had some thoughts past few days...........but didnt jot them down or anything...........so guess what? i forgot............

in a way, that's gd.........cos dat means i got more time to study some..........instead of writing about kinda inconsequential stuff................hmmmmm.........and suddenly i remember wat i wanted to write about today...............2 things.........bear with me will ya?

first off.........this topic requires more thought..........i think one of the strongest driving forces among the range of human characteristics is pride...........
think about it.............whether it's for self pride or it's to show others.........pride perhaps motivates humans easiest........for example, a group of boys playing soccer..........each tries to display his owns skills and outshine the others..........each plays hard and tries to improve his skills everyday jus so he wun lag behind the rest in the game...........he might think he's doing it cos he wants to be the best among the rest of the boys..........but further along the road he might realise it for his own self ego and pride that he continuously tries to improve his skills.............

contrary to the belief that pride is one of the seven deadly sins, i think it swings the other way and is jus as effectively helpful in a person's life and self development...............it can be used to motivate a person to strive for greater achievements............

next up is a new entry into my list of kai-isms........been awhile since i put any new ones in........so here goes........
"A something is a something, if and only if it has the property of that something......"

actually this is from one of the subjects im taking in school...........basically it jus means that if something smells like a thing, it tastes like that thing, looks like that thing, it still might not be that thing.........that something might have properties of that something, but it may not necessarily be that something, but for it to be that something, it MUST first have properties of that something..............

lost? ya........so am i...........but the world hasnt ended so dun bother worrying abt something being something else and not being that something you think it is cos somethings jus arent wat they seem just becos it looks, smells and tastes like that something...............nvm...........

today there was this article on the newspaper..........kinda interesting..............in fact the whole page was rather interesting.............it's kinda like the 'sex page' of the papers.............most of the articles were related to stuff on sex.........like "homosexual sheep" and "topless march against anti-nudity laws"

first off...........homosexual sheep?!?!? now that's a first...........i duno how many pple will actually be interested in knowing abt homo sheep..........i mean...........homo sheep!!!! wow~!!! that's so interesting~! and the article mentioned that there are homosexual tendencies in many species of animals..........

but seriously, i never thought i would ever see such an article..................imagine the king of animals, the lion, getting knocked up from behind by another.............totally defines fall from grace..........

and the other day, there was this docu on discovery channel abt hitler..........seems like he was gay too.........interesting.....the most evil and possibly smartest man in the world..........and he's gay..............wow........the fact that he's gay makes him even more dangerous.............maybe he killed all of them jews cos one of them rejected his advances...........wow...........im having a revelation here.........to be powerful and successful.........ya gotta be evil, devious, smart and most ultimately GAY~!!!!!

ya rite.........screw that (no pun intended).........im staying straight............even if it means being a goody goody two shoes, being a mommy's boy and puny..........

here's something really huh-worthy.........
thing happened during dinner today..........went something like this.....

was talking about something with my parents......couldnt remember wat it was..........but suddenly my dad mentioned that the word "kohee" in japanese meant "the female sexual organ" (it's a direct quote)...............errrr...........huh?!?!??!?!
and it was dinner~!!!!! at the dinner table~!!!!!

ok..........maybe nothing's wrong with that...........but then subsequently my dad and mum started a long discussion abt vulgar words...........and how a fren of my mum's got mistakenly called "vagina"..........no prizes guessing what her actual name was.............but they couldnt bring themselves to use any...........y? i figure it's one of 2 reasons..........
1. they didnt want to cos i was around....it would make them embarrassed......
2. they would be embarrassed even if i wasnt around.........

im leaning towards the 2nd reason.........cos my parents are what most would label as the kuai type..........not the type to use vulgarities...........the most they probably can get out is 'shit'.............and they cant throw one word out without almost breaking out in laughter...........or maybe im jus not used to hearing them scold vulgarities...........think it's a little of that too...............

and what did i do during dinner? kept my mouth shut, finished up and left the table..........bcos of 4 reasons........
1. i lost my appetite
2. to save myself some embarrassment
3. to save my parents some embarrassment
4. prevent myself from feeling further disgusted

ok.........here's another food for thought...........didnt put it with the prev post........else too long.........hard to read..........

there's this thing going on in NTU and NUS about file-sharing........seems like the schools are taking action on students who are sharing their files...........and it is interesting how they are taking action..............they are resorting to fines...........

first thought that coems to my mind is, "why are they getting monetary gains from the situation?"

the whole file-sharing thing basically jus involves the student and the recording authorities...........so what has the school got to do with it? ok..........bcos the school has been deemed as a regulatory channel for transfer, they shld take action on any illegal activities.............true true.............but why fines? why not just suspending accounts of the students?

i fully agree that the schools have to take action..........but having monetary gains bcos of the situation seems alittle too much to me.............granted that students are POOR...........and a fine would seem like a deterrent..........but isnt the suspension of accounts a much better alternative to implement as numero uno action to take?

there is something in this world that is more dangerous than drivers not using a handphone hands-free kit while driving - cyclists not using a handphone hands-free kit...........today i came across one who nearly knocked me down while he was happily trying to ride his bicycle with one hand while talking on the phone using his other..............how stupid can these people get?!?!?

his balance wasnt very good to start with..........wobbling all over the place..........and nearly smacking into a pillar before he decided to stop and finish his conversation................it's interesting though.........how such people think...........he swerved to avoid me..........but that did not fire a warning in his brain that what he was doing was dangerous to others..........the only time he did stop was when he nearly banged himself on the pillar..........funny how people tend to stop doing dangerous things only when they themselves face a threat and not when others around them are facing the danger that they are posing..............but who am i to judge.............i'm not them..........i did not ride a bike with one hand and talk on the phone at the same time..........i wasnt the one who considered my one hand riding skills to be good enough to avoid danger.........piangz............these people r really dumb ass...........

on to more gripey stuff.............i got saman-ed.........AGAIN~!!!! this time i had put a parking coupon...........but i missed the carpark auntie by 8mins~!!!!!! tian you he li?!?!?! i dun put coupon, i kena saman, i put coupon, i STILL kena saman........i might as well pay an advance saman to hdb and lta so i can at least save myself the time of going to pay the samans and buying parking coupons.............

there are many slimming studio ads on tv nowadays..........most promise to give women that perfect body..........recently ive noticed this particular ad that doesnt promise to give the ladies the perfect body............rather it promises to give a women a girl's body of 34-24-35..........nuthin wrong with the dimensions..........but the weird thing is how they chose to market their service..........

a girl's body?!?! at first look, the dimensions provided, 34-24-35, look pretty good...........but compare this to the previous 36-24-36, i cant help but wonder where the 2 inches off the top and 1 inch off the bottom went...........and why 2 inches off the top? i always thought the perfect female form to be slightly larger at the top than the bottom..........when has that changed? ohyah, i forgot, we men are from mars..........we are not in tuned with the changes made to the laws on planet venus........
but i thought it's our opinions that matter in the fist place?!?!?

and why a girl's body?!?! do the people on venus think we martians want to oogle at pre-pubescent or maybe teenage girl bodies? on a side note here, maybe the mars rover can find some martians up there and ask them......cos evidently we have lost touch with what we want now...........no doubt that there are some people who find the blooming age of girls to be attractive..........but they are jus a small minority~!!! and i don't think a girl's body is 34-24-35 in the first place......

think about it this way...........imagine a beautiful mature woman's face.....ful lips, smouldering eyes, long curling lashes, almond shaped face, *drool*............on a body that has a small top but wider bottom..........some asian cultures may endorse the new definitions..........but ill really start thinking twice about getting hot and heavy with a girl of such proportions.............it jus looks weird~!!! for me it used to be fear of skinny women with big heads cos their bodies looked like they would fall apart if you touched their heads..........and now with the bottom heavy women.........you might just need a big roll of black tape by your bedside in case her waist breaks off..............black tape works wonders.........for that matter, the girl can go..........men can jus shag the roll of black tape..............

many times i have found out that it's extremely difficult to resist temptation.............like for example last time i spent a huge bomb on my car's head unit and front speakers...........knowing very well that in the future i would be spending more on changing ALL the speakers in the car..........and today..........or the past few days rather..........the itch to change ALL my speakers came.............and boy it itches real bad...........

anywayz..........was thinking abt some of the crazy things ive done in the past while i was washing the car.........and i think it would suffice to say that ive committed my fair share of blunders in my 23yrs of life.............

23yrs..........sometimes it doesnt really hit me..............jus the other day my fren was telling me that another fren was going into NS soon..............it went something like this:

Fren : "hey, you know xxx is going to NS soon."
me : "izit? how old is he?"
fren : "same age lah. 23."
me : "23?"
fren : "ya lah. 23."
me : *blur*
fren : "imagine. he's same age as us but he's going into NS only now......"
me : "23?"

i see the situation 2 ways...........
1. I'M TURNING SENILE~!!!!!! I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW OLD I AM~!!!!
2. i guess sometimes we lose track of certain things cos we dun really wanna admit to changes in our lives.........changes like growing older.........think it would be safe to say that most wan to stay young as long as possible........

it's ironic......many teens wanna look more mature cos they wan to be taken seriously (actually cos it's more cool....but let's give the benefit of the doubt here). Older people wan to look younger so they can show that they are as able as the younger ones (actually it's bcos of their vanity but again.....BOTD......benefit of the doubt).

not saying there's anything wrong in the above..........but underneath all of the trying to impress people, trying to project an image..........there lies the same reason...........self fulfillment...........people do all these jus to make themselves feel better abt themselves.............vanity and cool...........to be taken seriously and proving to have age defying abilities........the all boil down to the same thing.............self fulfillment.............

i still think i have senile dementia...........and im gonna end up like my father...........old....absent minded........stubborn......
not bad..........im already stubborn.........that's 1/3 of the way.........